No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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