Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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