Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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