doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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