I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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