I could have mohawked her pubes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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