I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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