yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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