I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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