Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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