He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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