Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So vagazzling was a success
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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