It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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