If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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