More tranny stories later!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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