I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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