Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize