You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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