Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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