a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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