ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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