Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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