Fuck appropriateness.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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