Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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