I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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