i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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