Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I use my feet as sexual weapons
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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