so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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