Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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its like you know when i get waxed
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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