i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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