Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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