Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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