Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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