there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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