kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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