just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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