no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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