What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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