I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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