what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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