i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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