So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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