I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.