so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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