if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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