if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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