ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I believe in your delicious
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