I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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