so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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