C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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