Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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