what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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