do herpes really smell.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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