so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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