addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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